The announcement about his condition was made by a group of his comedian friends and peers on the popular Sirius radio show, but few details have been made known since then at the wishes of his family. O'Neal suffered a stroke in October after a long battle with diabetes. The funniest and best thinker I've ever known PERIOD." Talk show host Opie of the Opie & Anthony Radio Show tweeted this morning, "Yes, it's true that our pal Patrice O'Neal has passed away. Patrice O'Neal, a fixture in the New York comedy scene for two decades who was most recently seen in the Comedy Central Roast Of Charlie Sheen, has passed away according to sources close to the comedian. I realize how silly it sounds to refer to a 41 year old man as a legend, but seriously, as a connoisseur of standup comedians, this guy was that good. Question: Got any tunes you might recommend for Herman Cain's comeback playlist?!?Ĭomedy lost one of it's legends today. Soon as they hear that "whoot whoot", they'll be back on your side. It's also a popular song at football games and Real Americans love football. I'm still unsure why this isn't already Cain's official campaign song. Quad City DJ's - "Come On Ride That Train" This song will help explain that whole concept, Herm. #winningĬain claims he was just helping out a friend in dire financial straits. Bonus Suggestion: you can even claim that ObamaCare prevented your ailment from being properly diagnosed. Personal responsibility, shmersonal shermonsibility. And if there's anything the GOP loves lately, it's people who play the victim role. It's sorta "blame the victimy", sure, but it also casts you as a victim. Look how many people have blamed their indiscretions on the a-a-a-a-a-a-alcohol? You can claim you're a serial groper whose disease simply hasn't been diagnosed yet. TS Monk - "Can't Keep My Hands To Myself"Ĭlaiming you fell prey to forces far larger than your own power is a good way to excuse bad behavior. Plus, he's old, so there's a good chance he knows this song by heart. Why not belt out this classic R&B tune about the allure, and consequences of having an affair? This is a pretty challenging song to master, but Cain's an ordained minister, and actually can sang. Since these latest allegations actually appear to have some corroborating evidence, the "deny deny deny" tactic might now work. Why stop now? Sure, I have faux dancehall just as much as you, but this song gets played on cruise ships, so there's a good chance Real Americans will know it, cause Real Americans love cruises. Cain's defense to this point have been to accuse every one of his accusers of lying. This very special edition of 3 Play Thursday provides a few very timely and very appropriate suggestions: So what better time to spontaneously bust out into song now? He's sorta made a name of sangin' gospel songs (by request!) on the campaign trail, which I suppose was part of this appeal in the first place. But hey, assuming he does stay in, he's gonna need to somehow win back the support of all those Real Americans who have jumped off the Cain Train in the wake of myriad allegations of sexual impropriety. There's a great chance Herman Cain drops out of the race any moment now, which would make this post utterly pointless.
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